Saturday, March 20, 2010

Weekly Funny... A Texas Teacher

This weeks funny, was sent to me by my wife.

Did you hear about the teacher in Texas who was helping one of her kindergarten students put his cowboy boots on?

He asked for help and she could see why...

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, there on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time, on the right feet...

He then announced, 'These aren't by boots...'

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why Didn't You Say So?' like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, ' There my brother's boots. My mom made me wear them.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his little feet again.

Helping him into coat, she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed em in the toes of my boots.'

She will be eligible for parole in three years!

4 comments:

Nessa said...

she should have claimed self defense

limerick love

Ji said...

wow,
that is too funny!
;)

Ji said...

http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/03/21/wise-words-award/

creative writing award,
please accept and pass!
Happy Sunday!

Buzzard said...

Jingle, Thank you so very much for the award. It is my first one! I will be very honored to pass it forward.