Faires are not all the same...

You know that all fairies are not the same. I prayed that the sock fairy would return some of the socks I had been missing. She actually showed up.

SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME!

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Cornerstone man angry with city hall...

Cornerstone Community News, Vol 1. Issue 2

Local Cornerstone Community artist and handyman Doug Looney, is in a fight with city hall, over payment for services. Mr. Looney said the issue came to a head this week after the delivery and unveiling of his latest creation for the court house square located at the county seat.

Doug, a long time chainsaw artist living here in Cornerstone, said that last fall he had been contracted by County Treasurer, Ben Dover, to create a piece of art for the court house square that would both represent the heritage of the community and also be functional to those visiting the square. After canvassing many folks visiting the square for thoughts about what was needed to enhance their experience, Mr. Looney indicated the most often received answers were about the lack of bathrooms. Doug said, that his concept was based on the idea that women prefer to use the few indoor bathrooms available on the square, where as, "men usually don't care where they go." He continued, "The County has long been known for our hardwood trees and the logging industry supporting our tax base. He said, "I really think I hit the nail on the head, when I made this piece."

Mr. Ben Dover was unavailable for comment, and his office did not return my calls about Mr. Looney's complaint before this Wednesday's publication.

The Cornerstone Community is located on the Cumberland Plateau, and although just a small community, we are proud to represent the ideology and traditions, which are the Cornerstone of life on the Cumberland Plateau.

Cornerstone Community News Wednesday, by the Buzzard

Not so easy to find...

I was wandering around, and stumbled across the sign. Finally, after all these years I found the road leading to the place they all came from. (click on picture)

I dared not chance to go any further; I figured this had to be a very large city, with all the folks I've met from there in my life. Hell, I've been asked more than a few times myself, if I was some kind of an a--hole or something. Who knows, just a visit to the place could get a person tagged for life, ruining what was once, an otherwise stellar reputation.

Buzzard

Flash 55 Friday - To the Moon and Back

I tried to apologize, but she wouldn’t have it; still angry over my little transgressions.

I pointed to the sign we had lovingly placed above the bedroom door;

“I Love You to The Moon and Back.”

So what happened, I asked?

Nothing, nothing at all, I just didn’t know you were coming back so soon!

Friday Flash 55 is a fifty-five word story posted every Friday. To join in the fun, create and write any story you like in 55 words; no more, no less. Using this link, tell Mr. Knowitall a.k.a. the G-Man, by leaving a comment on his own Flash 55 post.

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